RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
05-20-2018, 12:20 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-20-2018, 12:22 AM by MasterofElfhame.)
(Brave Percy) Be confronted by two Vulps, one with assorted turkey-cooking equipment.
(Vulps) Be ready to go all in on the cornbread.
(Brave Percy) Deny, upon being questioned, that you are: (a) Percy, and (b) a squab.
(Vulps) Assume: (a) that this fur is telling the truth, or (b) he's being very Vulpitanian.
(Brave Percy) Flee with the files!
(HM King Estmere) Hear a voice on your head.
(HM King Estmere) Be worried: that's how one or two of your ancestors went around the bend.
(Relda Faufox) Pick up your tin with half-eaten "pie."
(Relda Faufox) Throw said pie at the King to get his attention.
(Audience) Cheer madly! THIS is more like it!
(Pie-fight) Erupt.
(VM Sweetcheeks) Get hit with a pie that has a huge, heavy weight in it.
(Avogadro) Get hit with a pie that has yourself in it.
(HM King Estmere) Get an assisted pook.
(Assistance) Come from some fur unexpected.
(Vulps) Be ready to go all in on the cornbread.
(Brave Percy) Deny, upon being questioned, that you are: (a) Percy, and (b) a squab.
(Vulps) Assume: (a) that this fur is telling the truth, or (b) he's being very Vulpitanian.
(Brave Percy) Flee with the files!
(HM King Estmere) Hear a voice on your head.
(HM King Estmere) Be worried: that's how one or two of your ancestors went around the bend.
(Relda Faufox) Pick up your tin with half-eaten "pie."
(Relda Faufox) Throw said pie at the King to get his attention.
(Audience) Cheer madly! THIS is more like it!
(Pie-fight) Erupt.
(VM Sweetcheeks) Get hit with a pie that has a huge, heavy weight in it.
(Avogadro) Get hit with a pie that has yourself in it.
(HM King Estmere) Get an assisted pook.
(Assistance) Come from some fur unexpected.