RE: Firmament
05-17-2018, 01:01 PM
>Caw! Impossible! Unbelievable! How does one make friends outside classmates, neighbours, and coworkers!
>Perhaps the fire exit can suffice.
>Run out there like there's an emergency (screaming without abandon optional). If the hall monitors catch you, say "let me pass. I must pass. I am in grave danger." Perhaps add some outrageous reasons such "my bedsheets are evil" that the hall monitors will be too shocked pondering how that's possible that you get past them for good measure.
>Approach hall monitor and tell them in a credible and believable way that someone of higher rank that they'll likely obey and have contact with you have given you a business outside of campus, unless (caw!) the hall monitors have a habit of reporting such questionable actions to higher-ups. Lies are hard and expensive to uphold when its so flimsy that a simple truth can topple it over.
>Caw! Break out through window!
>Caw! Perhaps waiting until recess or lunch break can create a little break in security.
>Perhaps the fire exit can suffice.
>Run out there like there's an emergency (screaming without abandon optional). If the hall monitors catch you, say "let me pass. I must pass. I am in grave danger." Perhaps add some outrageous reasons such "my bedsheets are evil" that the hall monitors will be too shocked pondering how that's possible that you get past them for good measure.
>Approach hall monitor and tell them in a credible and believable way that someone of higher rank that they'll likely obey and have contact with you have given you a business outside of campus, unless (caw!) the hall monitors have a habit of reporting such questionable actions to higher-ups. Lies are hard and expensive to uphold when its so flimsy that a simple truth can topple it over.
>Caw! Break out through window!
>Caw! Perhaps waiting until recess or lunch break can create a little break in security.