The Mirdini MSPAF Mafia Memorial

Day Five Start

As the 16 remaining individuals trapped within the Quarantine at C.J. Memorial Hospital assemble for the 5th morning of the crisis, some hold out hope that the previous night would finally be a bloodless one – after all, had KENJI RYU not eliminated two of the Malcontents the previous day, among them their leader? Surely that had the Malcontents scrambling for instruction, unsure of their next move – and with it bring a respite from the fatalities that had turned up every morning previous! Others are more pessimistic, believing that in their wrath the Malcontents would strike down more of their number than ever before. As to what the Malcontents themselves were thinking – well, that’s a mystery many in the crowd would give their lives to unravel. After attendance has been tallied, there is once again one person missing – this morning’s casualty being curiousCat. The mood darkens as the crowd grimly marches towards curiousCat’s room, knowing that they’ll only find death.

Death was putting it nicely. The room was covered in blood, and curiousCat’s chest and throat are hacked open with all the finesse of a country butcher. Kenji Ryu notes that though the door was locked (the crowd having Schazer’s keycard and thus access to any locked areas), the killer had entered through the ventilation system as evidenced by the splashes of blood in the ceiling vents connecting the room to the hallway. Finding several clues to curiousCat’s identity throughout the room, it all comes together when one of the crowd notes the similarity of her looks to that of a prominent businessman.

curiousCat was CRISTINE VANDELAY, SENSELESSLY SHENANIGANIZING TEENAGER. She’d always been a troublemaker, since causing trouble was just incredibly FUN! Being the daughter of an incredibly rich latex magnate had certainly helped – she wasn’t not particularly concerned about the trouble she got into as Daddy’s money could’ve fixed anything! As she’d grown older her MISCHIEVOUS ANTICS had slowly graduated from adorable to life-threatening and when she arrived at C.J. Memorial Hospital for an annual checkup she just KNEW it was the PERFECT place to pull some MASTERFUL SHENANIGANS. Swapping IV lines, charts, doctor’s itineraries – SO MANY WONDERFUL POSSIBILITIES!

Then those spoilsport TERRORISTS had to make their demands and the entire hospital was QUARANTINED by the authorities, leaving her trapped in a hospital that was on HIGH ALERT for any sort of TOMFOOLERY. Despite the LOCKDOWN and IMMINENT DEATH VIA LETHAL PATHOGENS, she resolved to continue doing what she did best – cause PERILOUS and OFTEN INADVERTENTLY LETHAL chaos!

She had picked up a few lessons from one of her friends, a SKILLED HACKER, and could hack into the hospital database to CHANGE THE HOSPITAL DIRECTORY with regards to ONE SPECIFIC PATIENT every night. In order to remain undercover she couldn’t really do more than that, and for the hell of it she had decided to make their file redirect whatever person is searching for them to ANOTHER RANDOM OCCUPANT of the hospital – that way anyone trying to visit them would have ended up at someone else’s door – at random! She couldn’t perform the hack in broad daylight, obviously – the hospital’s staff would definitely notice something fishy. So at the beginning of every night she would embark upon a NIGHTLY CAPER to stage a PERNICIOUS DATA SCRAMBLE.

Being a rational person that wanted to STAY ALIVE she was against the MEDICAL MALCONTENTS and wanted to thwart their plot (not that she didn’t want to have fun while doing so!)

Thus, she would have won when the MEDICAL ESTABLISHMENT had successfully rooted out all threats to C.J. MEMORIAL HOSPITAL and thereby ended the QUARANTINE.

Even the most crotchety of the crowd sighs at the brutal slaughter of a young girl, but everyone soldiers back to the assembly – her death might have been more tragic than some others, but the Malcontents were obviously still active and nothing but debate and swift justice would be able to avenge curiousCat, and all the others who had given their lives in the fight against them. The sun slowly ascended from its perch on the horizon as the assembly sat back down, ready to root out the remaining MEDICAL MALCONTENTS.

It is now DAY FIVE. You have until 12:00 AM GMT on Saturday, August 6th to decide upon a lynch. With 16 players alive it takes 9 votes to lynch.


Livelist

1. Airey
2. gloomyMoron
3. crepuscularDissembler
4. absoluteCertainty
5. Acionyx
6. Blueberry
7. ATH
8. Crilly
9. Mikeee
10. hp2rt
11. fivexthethird
12. I'M
13. SleepingOrange
14. Dragon Fogel
15. Paranoia
16. Sotek