RE: "Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
05-10-2018, 08:52 PM
Oh boy do I have a dream for you. A friend suggested I post this here from a discord server, which is why it's typed so casually.
I was up at my cousin's place in Boston and we were kind of meandering around the town. There was one place we went to that was like a petshop and it was rly neat I got to play with some sugar gliders and pet some kitties and puppies, and there was a waffle maker too? And at one point we go to the train station except i keep like, winding up on the train tracks and there's like 6 sets and trains are coming and going constantly so I gotta dodge the trains so I don't get run over. And also Thomas the train was one of those trains? And i was like 'haha this is weird' and i took a selfie with thomas to send to my friends. Later on we go to that cool animal place that's up there and for some reason i have some christmas lights wrapped around me and also there's an emu just... hangin' out loose walkin' around like a regular pet except this is an emu. and it kind of gets tangled in the christmas lights that are around me and it gets pissed about this and it starts attacking the shit out of me and I wind up with like a big ol bruise gash from like, just under my armpit all the way across my stomach to the opposite hip it hurts like a bitch and i was terrified of the emu for the rest of the dream and my dad just kinda laughed at me bc he got to pet the emu but it attacked me.
So it gets to a point in the dream where i'm back at my cousin's house, there's a bit where we go grocery shopping, but then all of a sudden i'm somewhere else? like an old house and all of a sudden i'm basically in the movie A Quiet Place which is spooky as shit bc if u make a single sound these aliens are gonna come eat you. so i was just trying to avoid being eaten by these aliens except it was more like i was watching a movie and less like i was in it bc i kept looking away when bad things were gonna happen and going 'ohhh why did i rewatch this movie'. also the aliens were a little bit different bc they had like,, these creepy lil fingerhand things instead of legs so they would just creep around like that and wouldn't rly make a sound bc they were quiet it was freaky
And then there was a bit where like, there was some natural disaster event going on or something except it was just this one lady who was controlling it and also the aliens and like, she was recruiting kids to work with her and it was some high-tech mission thingamajig and i wound up working with her (i was only like 15 at this point apparently) and so she'd send out kids in teams of 2 to go recruit other kids and bring them back to work for her and idek what she was trying to do in the end but it was kinda neat? and since she could control everything there was one place where there was a stupid amount of lava and she's like 'ok go in the lava there's some kids hiding in there' and i was like 'are you crazy that's lava' and she makes the lava like, envelop us but we don't get hurt bc she's making some kind of weird bubble so that we dont get smothered by the lava so we're like walking thru it and we get to the kids and we're like 'hey kids come join us we have a cool thing goin' on' except one of the kids gets so scared that he's now surrounded by lava that he pees his pants and for some reason that makes the powers stop working? bc we're like wading through not-hot lava at this point idk it was weird so the lava bubble comes crashing down and we all start suffocating but then it blacks out and we're all ok and that was just a training simulation apparently. and we're wearing these cool hi-tech outfits or w/e so we go to get changed and i start like, undressing and the dude i'm with is like 'ew gross don't do that here' bc in my dream apparently i had tits even tho that hasn't happened before so thanks dream (sarcasm, i dislilke having tits can u tell) but i'm just like 'nah you know i can't go to the other room and do it' and after that it isn't an issue. so all the cadets gather around to eat and we're talking about stuff and i show them my cool emu scar (which is still kinda bruised and nasty bc apparently not enough time has passed) and then i wake up
I was up at my cousin's place in Boston and we were kind of meandering around the town. There was one place we went to that was like a petshop and it was rly neat I got to play with some sugar gliders and pet some kitties and puppies, and there was a waffle maker too? And at one point we go to the train station except i keep like, winding up on the train tracks and there's like 6 sets and trains are coming and going constantly so I gotta dodge the trains so I don't get run over. And also Thomas the train was one of those trains? And i was like 'haha this is weird' and i took a selfie with thomas to send to my friends. Later on we go to that cool animal place that's up there and for some reason i have some christmas lights wrapped around me and also there's an emu just... hangin' out loose walkin' around like a regular pet except this is an emu. and it kind of gets tangled in the christmas lights that are around me and it gets pissed about this and it starts attacking the shit out of me and I wind up with like a big ol bruise gash from like, just under my armpit all the way across my stomach to the opposite hip it hurts like a bitch and i was terrified of the emu for the rest of the dream and my dad just kinda laughed at me bc he got to pet the emu but it attacked me.
So it gets to a point in the dream where i'm back at my cousin's house, there's a bit where we go grocery shopping, but then all of a sudden i'm somewhere else? like an old house and all of a sudden i'm basically in the movie A Quiet Place which is spooky as shit bc if u make a single sound these aliens are gonna come eat you. so i was just trying to avoid being eaten by these aliens except it was more like i was watching a movie and less like i was in it bc i kept looking away when bad things were gonna happen and going 'ohhh why did i rewatch this movie'. also the aliens were a little bit different bc they had like,, these creepy lil fingerhand things instead of legs so they would just creep around like that and wouldn't rly make a sound bc they were quiet it was freaky
And then there was a bit where like, there was some natural disaster event going on or something except it was just this one lady who was controlling it and also the aliens and like, she was recruiting kids to work with her and it was some high-tech mission thingamajig and i wound up working with her (i was only like 15 at this point apparently) and so she'd send out kids in teams of 2 to go recruit other kids and bring them back to work for her and idek what she was trying to do in the end but it was kinda neat? and since she could control everything there was one place where there was a stupid amount of lava and she's like 'ok go in the lava there's some kids hiding in there' and i was like 'are you crazy that's lava' and she makes the lava like, envelop us but we don't get hurt bc she's making some kind of weird bubble so that we dont get smothered by the lava so we're like walking thru it and we get to the kids and we're like 'hey kids come join us we have a cool thing goin' on' except one of the kids gets so scared that he's now surrounded by lava that he pees his pants and for some reason that makes the powers stop working? bc we're like wading through not-hot lava at this point idk it was weird so the lava bubble comes crashing down and we all start suffocating but then it blacks out and we're all ok and that was just a training simulation apparently. and we're wearing these cool hi-tech outfits or w/e so we go to get changed and i start like, undressing and the dude i'm with is like 'ew gross don't do that here' bc in my dream apparently i had tits even tho that hasn't happened before so thanks dream (sarcasm, i dislilke having tits can u tell) but i'm just like 'nah you know i can't go to the other room and do it' and after that it isn't an issue. so all the cadets gather around to eat and we're talking about stuff and i show them my cool emu scar (which is still kinda bruised and nasty bc apparently not enough time has passed) and then i wake up