RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
05-10-2018, 06:36 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-10-2018, 06:37 PM by Tai-1.)
>Percy: Realize that there are files for a Fofox, Foe-Fox, Phauxfox, Fourfox, Pho-Faux etc.....become confused.
>PLOT TWIST! Relda's pie be a normal pie disguised as horseradishes, Fifi's pie be a horseradish pie disguised as a normal pie.
>Pie fight Valcon audience: Be treated to a (thrilling?) sight as a berserk Fifi destroyes her outfit in her quest to pour a cold drink down her burning throat. End up in a water fountain.
>Audience: Applaud!
>SALV Chesswick: "Fifi! Vat did I tell you about usink viles?!"
>Vulpsmarshal Sweetcheeks: Point out that Fifi wasn't using wiles...She just K.O.'d herself.
>Relda: Sample Fifi's pie...."Hmph...Lightweight."
>Avogadro's cart of extra goodies: Have another costume for Fifi...
>Avogadro: Wish aloud that Relda instead had lost her clothes.
>Audience: Be treated to another stopping. Best Pie Fight ValCon Ever!
>PLOT TWIST! Relda's pie be a normal pie disguised as horseradishes, Fifi's pie be a horseradish pie disguised as a normal pie.
>Pie fight Valcon audience: Be treated to a (thrilling?) sight as a berserk Fifi destroyes her outfit in her quest to pour a cold drink down her burning throat. End up in a water fountain.
>Audience: Applaud!
>SALV Chesswick: "Fifi! Vat did I tell you about usink viles?!"
>Vulpsmarshal Sweetcheeks: Point out that Fifi wasn't using wiles...She just K.O.'d herself.
>Relda: Sample Fifi's pie...."Hmph...Lightweight."
>Avogadro's cart of extra goodies: Have another costume for Fifi...
>Avogadro: Wish aloud that Relda instead had lost her clothes.
>Audience: Be treated to another stopping. Best Pie Fight ValCon Ever!