IRC highlights!

Giuseppe has connected
Abram: Hey there
Giuseppe: It's me! Giusseppe
Abram: Welcome to my secret chat server
Giuseppe: Thanks for having me, Abram my old friend
Abram: You and me, we go way back
Giuseppe: I remember the good old days
Giuseppe: Way back before the Internets
Giuseppe: *Sigh*
Abram: I must thank you again for saving my herd of goats
Giuseppe: Any decent person would have done the same
Shawanda has connected
Abram: Welcome!
Giuseppe: Hello!
Shawanda: Hullo!
Giuseppe: It's me, Giuseppe!
Abram: This is Giuseppe's secret chat server
Shawanda: :o
Giuseppe: Actually, this is Abram's secret chat server
Giuseppe: You have been tricked
Shawanda: bamboozled
Abram: What do you think of my secret chat server?
Shawanda: A nice, spartan chat server.
Giuseppe: It's pretty good
Abram: It's very feature minimal
Abram: You don't even get to choose your own name
Giuseppe: I did
Giuseppe: I am Giuseppe, it's me
Giuseppe: There is no Abram, there is no Shawanda, only Giuseppe