The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

(HM King Estmere) Make moves toward the foxes, with emphasis on your well-known prowess with fists, for such a flagrant breach of protocol.
(VM Sweetcheeks) Ask, if he's going to get a whuppin', can he get a whuppin' from Relda?
(HM King Estmere) Deny said request.
(HM King Estmere) Administer a Royal Beatdown.
(SALV Chesswick) Ignore the Royal Beatdown. Wonder what's causing the stench.
(Gourmet among the soldiers) Identify the pie as Elfhamian Radish pie.
(G.A.T.S.) Indicate that a dry white wine goes best with radish pie.
(Wise Professor Skunk) Indicate why Elfhamian Radishes are, ahem, potent.
(Convention Audience) Be unhappy that it isn't Relda giving the Royal Beatdown.
(Riot) Be on the verge of emerging, again.
(Source of Elfhamian Radish) Chuckle madly.
(Mrs. Nero) Show up and berate your no-account spouse.
(Ixies) Fly to the Hall of Ancestors.
(Alice + Scuti) Be prepared for Ixies.
(Brave Percy) Find the file room.
(Brave Percy) Find the file on SALV Faufox
(Brave Percy) Find the file on Percy, Lowfolk Squab.
(File clerkess) Be very busy, in fact too busy, with another file clerk to notice.