Waterworks

>...Maybe two can play at the body-brain snatching game. If the Hivemind can invade your memories while consuming you what's exactly stopping you from doing the same to it?

You might even have an advantage. You're a single individual, it had to swallow you all at once. But it is a distributed intelligence, right? Not necessarily all massed into a single brain lump. That means you might be able to get away with conquering a little bit of it at a time. Guerrilla warfare. And with each piece you consume, each memory your steal, every thought you acquire you'd get stronger and stronger, until you're the Queen of Goo. Then you could ball all that goo up and destroy it. (Or remain the Queen of Goo and just conquer the whole Earth.)

I mean if you can't escape, if you're doomed to die, the least you can do is avenge yourself, and possibly the rest of the human race.

>If you can't beat em. Eat em.