Nostalgfia - GAME OVER SCUM WIN

*barks twice, runs around in a circle, then points nose towards the abstract concept of people in the future excusing a mislynch with 'the dog having some sort of gimmick was unhelpful, confusing, and distracting so who could blame me for getting it wrong' after greedily ramming through a d1 softlynch*

(Sunspider promptly hops down on all fours and totters about making bad bark impressions, ripping the stuffing out of perfectly sensible arguments Because Dog, and starting to pop a squat right over the entire game itself, ready and willing to make a mess of everything. From offstage right, whistles and hurried footsteps are heard, as The Dogcatchers enter stage. Then, still squatting precipitously, Sunspider holds up a small printed missive that says "Actually going after me is bad. You guys are the bad ones for getting mad at me for what I'm doing. I deserve a free pass to do whatever, because I'm just dog. You're the real problem.")

This is my impression of you right now.