Nostalgfia - GAME OVER SCUM WIN

Well the good news is using the present didn't kill me.

The bad news is oh god what have I done.

SUNSPIDER:
Granola, you've one of those, too?
I've yet to find out what they do.
I presumed them a bore- ah,
But recall old Pandora?
Best of luck with whate'er went askew!

(Sunspider does the :D face as if wanting to replace the last rhyme with "sucks to be you!" She then consults her notes, Unvotes Wheat, and turns to the others.)

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1) Why you sorry, dog?

Votes: Sunspider Sorry.

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2) Why are y'all so dog-gone silent?

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3) Why are y'all dogpiling on existing votes, with so many other people sitting back right now, or not even posting?

Please don't use the word "Coldblooded" as a pejorative. Ectotherms are perfect and beautiful in their own way and deserve better than to be unfairly painted as killers by a bunch of war-mongering, nuke hoarding, murder mammals.

Vote Sunspider

No, not sunspider, their rhyme's like a bright, sunshiney day.
Voting for Granolaman, their eagerness is an obstacle in our way.

[walks in 15 hours late with coffee] Hello everyone! I'm a year too

vote: granolaman

wow rude

saying years just need to die like that

vote: Solaris

Vote: Wheat I'm a cat person

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4) Why are you a literal dog???

Wheat, can you say anything except bark? Because if not, I think I'm comfy leaving this vote where it is.

*sees a slip of paper that says "day 1" on it that printed out of the mod robot(?)'s printerhole but now lies upon the ground. lifts leg and urinates upon it*

If you would be so kind...
- If you're being a goof, bark once.
- If you're under some kind of "No Talking, Barks Only, Final Destination" restriction for Day 1, woof twice.
- If you're under such a restriction for longer, bork thrice.
- If it's more complicated than that, or none of the above are the case, please boof four times.