Nostalgfia - GAME OVER SCUM WIN

did anyone else get a cool thing to hold

The only thing I'm be holding is beholding your lackadaisical fishery endeavors

Judging by how things were written, I assumed everyone did. Since there's some kind of webapp for items, I assume they may be a Big Deal in this setup too. No clue what mine does, since descriptions are yet to come. Figure everyone is in that boat though.

Wheat, can you say anything except bark? Because if not, I think I'm comfy leaving this vote where it is.