Nostalgfia - GAME OVER SCUM WIN

(Sunspider enters, stage left. She turns to look down at the corpse of the year 2017, an expression of mixed sorrow and relief playing across her face. She addresses the others.)

SUNSPIDER:
Truly has tragedy visited here.
The cold-blooded death of a cold-hearted year.
Already we turn on each other, in fear
'Round this temporal pile of meat.

Is there reason for sorrow? Not for some, I should say.
T'was a Hell of a year, in the literal way.
Perhaps Murder's a price some are willing to pay
To be rid of it... would't you say, Wheat?

(Sunspider then Votes Wheat.)