RE: You Wake Up In A Bar
04-28-2018, 05:37 AM
first of all remember to INSIST on calling vebbin "thorstein," as in "thorstein veblen," but that's not important, what is is that "thorstein" is a fucking cool name.
they also need a suitably cool drink for their cool name. put the glass you're going to serve them from in a freezer; meanwhile, the rest of the drink can be prepared inside of an orange with the help of the humble syringe. inject tequila and blood, then simply hand-squeeze the juice from the orange onto a dirty plate. pour it off the plate into the glass at your leisure.
the rind, on that selfsame plate, will form the basis for laren's dinner. fill it up with whipped cream and sour cream and chives, wrap it in tinfoil and cook it in the oven ala a baked potato. serve with salted margarine.
they also need a suitably cool drink for their cool name. put the glass you're going to serve them from in a freezer; meanwhile, the rest of the drink can be prepared inside of an orange with the help of the humble syringe. inject tequila and blood, then simply hand-squeeze the juice from the orange onto a dirty plate. pour it off the plate into the glass at your leisure.
the rind, on that selfsame plate, will form the basis for laren's dinner. fill it up with whipped cream and sour cream and chives, wrap it in tinfoil and cook it in the oven ala a baked potato. serve with salted margarine.