Hey Look, Digimon!
05-13-2018, 06:44 PM
You've wanted a Digimon ever since you were eight, and your mom finally bought you the latest v-pet for your 11th birthday. Now all you gotta do is drag and drop a few files into Bandai's weird website, download the thing onto your new toy, and voilà! You'll finally get your very own Digimon! Needless to say, your laptop's ready for some internet, Gosh Darn, SLEUTHING.
Oh man this is so exciting! You downright feel like the main character in an obscure 25th anniversary Frogger game. The only thing's stopping you is your laptop's processing power and the terrifyingly endless creativity of the internet.
Now what are you going to put into this husk of a virtual pet to get it ticking?
I have no son.