Strandido - Crab-sposition

>E: Remember what other letters you've got in your alphabet.



Yes... and F, and also... abcdefG!! And and and and and

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okay look its been a while since you've had to actively think about your ABCs
GET OFF MY BACK.

>Set the room back up to the way it was when you came in. Leaving someone's underwear lying about like that seems a tad bit rude.



Okay but the things you appropriated are staying in your inventory where they obviously belong

>Also maybe investigate the strnd.txt file that just popped up?




You investigate the mysterious text file that appeared on the computer while you were busy making horrible life choices on the internet...
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SpoilerHello Lexxy (Do you call boys Lexxy... Whatever.)
Lexx my dude Its me ya boi, the wizard of the island, the one you probably heard about on the radio, yeah that me. I sent you this message with my FANTASTICAL WIZARD POWERS to cordially invite you to my abode at the center of the island. Yeah I know Im fantastic like that. Please come at your earliest convenience my dude Lexx.
-Yours cordially Seeabove the Wizard. O>O

Well thats all very intersting, and mildly creepy and all, but you've got some bricks to scrute.

>Investigate the differently colored bricks.



These bricks are definitely bricks... okay well, while you're certainly no sort of BRICK MASON or anything like that, you reckon that these here BRICKS are just standard issue fired housing bricks. You figure with sufficient STRENGTH or a SUITABLE TOOL you could tear these babies down no problem. Alas you lack either at the present moment.

>Explore the cave.



You decide you'll probably explore the cave. But before you do that you consult the INCREDIBLY CONFUSING MAP you found earlier... Well according to this, theres a passage deeper into these caves in the tunnel you entered earlier.

>...but definitely first find out why that crab was a big meanie to you.



You join in on your crab friends powow on the floor here. Using your tremendous abilities of CRAB DIPLOMANCY, you question your decabuds on why the MEDIUM ENEMY CRAB was not a MEDIUM BRO CRAB.
Your crab friends glance at each-other. Pinky reccomends you get some snacks because this is bit of a doozy. You say you're okay.

>Long Ago.



The CRAB KINGDOM was in peace and harmony. The BLUE CRABS and the RED CRABS lived side by side. Though the reds were larger and more brusque, and the blues smaller and more wily, they were aligned in their purpose and most importantly, in their love of their beloved CRAB QUEEN.

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The beautful VIRIDIAN QUEEN OF CRABKIND, no other could match the luster of her shell, nor the beauty of her claws, she was unsurpassed in all respects. All accross the Isle loved the Queen, not merely the SCUTTLING CRABS of the shore, but the GRACEFUL BIRDS of the sky, the DUTIFUL MICE, and even the DUPLICITOUS GECKOS. All the creatures of the Isle loved and paid her homage.

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But then, one horrid day, when all seemed terrible, the Queen vanished! Flummoxed by this events, CRAB accused CRAB, the REDS and the BLUES blamed each-other and terrible strife ensued.

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It was in this chaos that the CRIMSON USURPER came. Empowered by dark and mysterious forces, the CRIMSON USURPER took charge of the RED CRABS, and led them in driving the BLUE CRABS, and all the other crabs into exile.

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And that is the story of why the Red Crabs are such jerks. Pinkie conlcudes.