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potato: Potato Potato
potato potato: 986 768 2867
potato: 16 Potato Potato., Potato, PO 01059
potato: potato

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(Farmer's note: Potato means... lots of things)

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name: Tater Tot
phone number: YUM POT ATOS
address: 16 Rus St., Boise, Idaho, 01059
species: potato

Tater is a rare sentient potato, gifted with thought from the moment that they were pulled from the earth. Unfortunately, potatoes are not gifted with many advantages in life, communication among them. Tater managed to convince Old Farmer McDaniels of their intelligence, and has happily rolled around on the farmer's custom-made potato keyboard ever since, arguing with equally intelligent beings on Twitter.

Tater only has access to the letters in the word 'potatoes', a caps lock key, a numpad, and some punctuation. They've occasionally had Farmer McDaniels help them with translating, but for the most part, Tater just does their own thing.