Strandido - Crab-sposition

>Do a little trolling



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<a-bird-certainly> wawawowee that all sounds distincly adventurous
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> INDEED.
<a-bird-certainly> so you fellow birdies and birdos I have some news.
<a-bird-certainly> hot takes from the vinyard which you find yourself curious towards.
<AceFeatherton> oooooh.
<FEATHERS> OWOWOWOWOWOWO
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I WAS JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE BUT I MUST HEAR THESE HOT TAKES.

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<a-bird-certainly> so any of you birds, like preening and cleaning?
<a-bird-certainly> i mean, of course you do, right?
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> ....YES
<a-bird-certainly> Well I have heard from a most eclectic assortment of professionals on that individuals might be related to a certain sort of rock-a-doodles if you're catching my persuasion.
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> ARE YOU SAYING
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> BIRDS THAT LIKE TO PREEN
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> ARE CHICKEN?
<a-bird-certainly> :?
<AceFeatherton> I think they might be.
<bird2> tht sems to be the implicton to meeeee
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> WELL I LOVE TO PREEN AND CLEAN AND I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT ANY SORT OF COCK-A-MAY-ME COCK!
<a-bird-certainly> but I don't know man, have you checked.
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I CERTAINLY HAVE CHECKED, I AM A VICIOUS POWERFUL HAWK!!

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<a-bird-certainly> Why do have such a problem with this.
<AceFeatherton> Certainly you should stop.
<COMMODORE_ HAWKSLEY> WHAT?
<a-bird-certainly> What you have some sort of a problem with cluck-cluck-aroos?
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> WHAT NO WHAT
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> THERE IS NO PROBLEM AT ALL
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I AM NOT A CHICKEN THOUGH
<a-bird-certainly> those sound like what some sort of birdist would say.
<a-bird-certainly> are you a birdist hawksley?
<AceFeatherton> Please stop trying to rile them up certainly.
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I AM NOT
<a-bird-certainly> a birdist would say that.
<TownyFaec> uh uhhhu
<FEATHERS> :C
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> YOU ARE TREADING DANGEROUS GROUND CERTAINLY
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> YOUD BEST APOLOGIZE TO ME
<a-bird-certainly> why?
<a-bird-certianly> and about calling you a birdist or a Cockadoodle?
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> BECAUSE IF YOU DONT
<AceFeatherton> Hawksley calm down pleasse.
<FEATHERS> :CCCCC
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I WILL FIND YOU
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> I WILL DASH YOUR PATHETIC FRAME AGAINST THE ROCKS
<COMMODORE_HAWKSLEY> AND I WILL DEVOUR YOUR HEART
<a-bird-certainly> Well come on then.
<a-bird-certainly> Unless you're a...
<AceFeatherton> Don't!!
<a-bird-certainly> Chicken >:}

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You feel like you may have succeeded too well. If there can be such a thing.

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Well you're just going to ignore that problem for a later time, as you refocus your efforts on where you are in the present and where you've been for about three or four hourse maybe at your reconing. You admit you lost track a little because you were standing at that computer for what felt like years. Like one-and-a-half years if you had to pick a random ammount.
To review, you're stuck on an island, you're in a cave filled with techno-magickal weirdness, you have some crabs, You fought a definitely-hostile crab, and you lost a box you found on the beach. The way you see it, you could:
A. Look for that box of yours.
B. Explore this cave.
C. Find out why a random over-large crab was hostile to you (Which it was)
D. Or any other particular thing you can think of, you're not too married to any particular course of action.
You do suppose you'll have to do some work on Escaping At some point. Even though you were told that would be very difficult by the radio. Actually, there was a radio show, there was probably a person manning that show. As well as a witch, and a wizard... and skeletons.
You don't know what some of that was about, but it does give you some options.

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Reminder: While I haven't gotten around to fixing the forum version, the MSPFA version is all fixed up if you want to (re)read the adventure to help remember what you can/want to do.