Probably God

> Making something bigger than yourself is a foolish decision, not because of any fear of inadequacy but because time and time again it was proven to you that anything you create is inherently inferior to you. You've been sitting on your thumbs when it comes to the creation of personal sapient life because hurting its emotions by being superior would not yield good results in the long-term.

> Say hi to your godpals and ignore the hole for now, those things are for group activities.