The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

(Brave Percy) Infiltrate the Embassy
(Embassy Front Desk) Be manned by a Vulp reading a "Pie Fight Valkyrie" scroll. (A good one! It's the cross-over with Jane, the Lowfolk Femme)
(Brave Percy) Find the "Room Full of Der Files Und Ozzer Schneaky Schtoff"
(Brave Percy) Request the SALV Faufox File. Get it.
(Brave Percy) Request the Percy le Goeblet File. To your dismay, get it.
(Brave Percy) Turn the Faufox File over to the chubby vixen.
(Mrs. Nero) Show up at the gate, rolling pin in paw.
(Mrs. Nero) Start in on your mate, letting him know what a good-for-nothing he is.
(Jimmy the Bard/Scuti Prime) Intervene in the argument.
(Jimmy the Bard/Scuti Prime) Regret your intervention, as Mrs. Nero knows how to use her rolling pin.
(Det. Glenholm Webb) Let Lemmy babble on. Draw a valuable inference from the mass of idiocy he's talking about.
(Lemmy) Be proud. You're HELPING the great Glenholm Webb!
(Con-goers) Start to get rowdy, since the contest is being held up.
(Con-goers) Throw things at the judges. Even HM King Estmere.
(Long, tall an' Lovely Gi-raffe) Object to things being thrown at the Cute King.
(Long, tall an' Lovely Gi-raffe) Threaten to rend the other con-goers asunder.
(Jimmy the Bard/Scuti Prime) Hear that clarion call! A femme worthy of your...steel.
(Riot) Break out.
(Earl) Observe that what the city needs is some serious weed. And maybe some soothing music.
(Ominous Rumble, Source Thereof) Manifest yourself.