RE: IRC highlights!
04-08-2018, 06:36 PM
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quoting mostly myself Wrote:[8:29 PM] a52: look at this ad i just found https://s0.2mdn.net/6919562/LIFEWTR_PhBa...320x50.jpg
[8:29 PM] a52: look at this shit.
[8:29 PM] a52: "every drop purified... with electrolytes added for taste"
[8:30 PM] a52: so they filter all the minerals and salts and stuff out, then they put them back in.
[8:30 PM] a52: who falls for this?
[8:31 PM] box: that would be pure water
[8:31 PM] box: with like
[8:31 PM] box: no minerals
[8:31 PM] box: if you were to drink that, it would wash out all of your minerals
[8:31 PM] box: and you would feel awful
[8:31 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: i add a mineral to all my water. that mineral? salt
[8:32 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: good enough for fish, good enough for me, that's my motto
[8:32 PM] DragonFogel: So do you eat worms, too?
[8:32 PM] DragonFogel: And get your mouth caught on hooks?
[8:33 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: i'm on a sea food diet. i see food, i don't eat it, i only eat the tiny flakes you're supposed to gently waft into your fish tank, by the canister-full
[8:34 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: #2, that's just called piercings and yes
[8:34 PM] box: so
[8:34 PM] box: do you breath water now
[8:34 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: no i'd drown
[8:34 PM] box: damn
[8:35 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: but i did replace my window-mount air conditioner with a treasure chest that opens up when the air pressure inside builds up enough
[8:35 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: i also found a human skeleton, dressed him up in an old-timey diving bell suit, and when i go to bed i can stare at that all night
[8:38 PM] piester: that’s bad for your reselling potential just keepin dead bones around like that
[8:39 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: so is flooding my entire home with waist-high water but now who's laughing
[8:39 PM] a52: nobody's laughing. it's lifewtr-brand gentry-water, and that's impressive
[8:40 PM] a52: soon everyone will be doing it
[8:40 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: i can swim any time i want, y'all still gotta go to the pool. it's like how the xkcd guy put a ballpit in his apartment
[8:41 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: before you ask, no, i don't pee wherever and whenever i want in my house pool. i'm civilized, i use the toilet like a human being
[8:41 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: but it is really hard to aim underwater
[8:42 PM] a52: what happens when you flush
[8:43 PM] Pharmacy: It goes somewhere
[8:44 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: i close the lid and tape it until it's a watertight seal. then i flush and thus create a vacuum, imploding the toilet but flushing most everything
[8:44 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: then i get a new toilet
[8:45 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: but at least i'm saving on toilet paper
[8:46 PM] a52: how
[8:46 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: my life is a bidet
[8:47 PM] a52: i regret asking
[8:47 PM] a52: honestly i should have expected nearly that exact response
[8:52 PM] kilozombie (zkkzz): wow, people on starnet are pretty dumb
[8:55 PM] kilozombie (zkkzz): sorry, misinformed. i guess not everyone lives around parasitic worms their whole life
[8:56 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: even when you do most of the time you don't think about it
[8:56 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: it's best not to, in my experience
[8:57 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: the waist-high pool of stagnant water all throughout my house has a LOT of leeches in it
[8:57 PM] kilozombie (zkkzz): are they fun, rambunctious guests that get together to sing in the stairwells and hop through the water to classical music?
[8:58 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: yes, and they're ruining my life
[8:59 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: i can't keep any expensive vases around these party animals
[8:59 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: they go all night until around 6 in the morning like snoop dogg said
[9:00 PM] kilozombie (zkkzz): okay so i know with a lot of personal problems the first step shouldn't be for me to offer advice, it should be for me to sympathize
[9:00 PM] kilozombie (zkkzz): and bla bla bla of course i sympathize i get it yadda yadda
[9:00 PM] kilozombie (zkkzz): but have you considered sleeping at day and partying at night with the leeches?
[9:00 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: it's one thing to suck my blood until i pass out face-down in the water, it's quite another to be rude
[9:00 PM] kilozombie (zkkzz): absolutely yeah
quoting entirely myself in an act of supreme vanity not undercut by my calling attention to it Wrote:[11:42 AM] cool homie what often kicks ass: i like my coffee like i like my women, that's why i keep my wife's ashes in a coffee tin.
[11:42 AM] cool homie what often kicks ass: sometimes i get confused, and that's a bad morning