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Can you get a loan from the Hong Kong bank to pay for the plane tickets, then repay it when you get back into Australia? I don't know how tough it is to get a loan over there, especially if you're explicitly doing it to get out of the country, but if they'll let you do it that's probably the fastest way. Get the money, get out of there, sort out repayment later when you're not under so much stress.