Adventuring Wizard Wizarding Adventure With Magic And Stuff

You are a bear.

Your name is Gnarlarella Upvote the 2'nd

You can juggle.

Yeah, ok.

You're Gnarlarella Upvote the 2'nd (even though there's no Gnarlarella Upvote the 1st). You were named after Her Fair Lady Gnarlarella Da Illest, as many women or bears your age are. She's a very popular Lady. Can you do a kickflip that wicked? Nah you're a bear of course you can't.

Your master, Cornelius Upvote, was a manly, bearded, virile wizard who schooled you in the fine art of juggling magic and unicycle riding. He raised you as his own until he disappeared in a mysterious incident involving the Undercrush family and their damned magic bees. In his memory you've sworn to become the best wizard bear in the entire land. Then one day, you will confront the Undercrush family with the power of forgiveness or bloody, merciless revenge.

A'ight, that's figured out. So what now, wizard bear?