RE: The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
03-25-2018, 10:08 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-27-2018, 09:59 PM by Torchfire.)
Judges, deduct some of Relda's points as well. For a completely ludicrous reason.
Relda, realize that you've met at least two of the judges before, but only one of them might be unbiased.
Relda, offer to use Gramayre to make Izzy look more feminine for the judges.
Izzy, accept. End up with a luscious mane of hair that would make any uncivilized axe-wielding barbarian jealous, as well as a set of feminine chest attributes so large, that not only they overfill their metallic confinement almost to the point of bursting, but affect Izzy's balance as well. Izzy, for some reason love your new improvements.
Fifi, sulk like you haven't sulked in a long time.
Pie tasting contest, be up next.
Relda, start off well but get stuck by a trap pie. Also, have trouble finding the mushroom one.
Fifi, end up losing even faster than Relda. Take a big bite out of a pistachio cream-looking pie without realizing it's actually wasabi.
Then sulk so much that make Relda consider inventing a new word for something between "sulking" and "tantrum".
Izzy, put your weakness-sniffing hand to good use. Successfully identify everything in record time. Do not finish first, though, due to the judges' practice of docking points.
The Rotund Vixen, get into it with gusto, the likes Relda hasn't seen since sharing a meal with the former marshal Roland. Not only identify everything correctly, but also finish by licking up every plate in front of you. Except for the trap pies, of course.
Edit: Finish with a belch of such depth and magnitude to instill the fear of Fuma into all her competitors.
Contestants, overhear that the final contest will be a theater performance in front of SALV Kraekenhoepfer herself.
A scroll bootlegger, peddle bootleg scrolls of Jane, the Lowfolk femme featuring SALV Kraekenhoepfer and the Young Monocled Patriot. Relda, buy some just to see what the fuss is about. Be inspired by what you find.
Jimmy the bard, have such poor eyesight that you mistake scuti Preston's head and arms for a novelty clasp and try wearing him as a belt.
Relda, realize that you've met at least two of the judges before, but only one of them might be unbiased.
Relda, offer to use Gramayre to make Izzy look more feminine for the judges.
Izzy, accept. End up with a luscious mane of hair that would make any uncivilized axe-wielding barbarian jealous, as well as a set of feminine chest attributes so large, that not only they overfill their metallic confinement almost to the point of bursting, but affect Izzy's balance as well. Izzy, for some reason love your new improvements.
Fifi, sulk like you haven't sulked in a long time.
Pie tasting contest, be up next.
Relda, start off well but get stuck by a trap pie. Also, have trouble finding the mushroom one.
Fifi, end up losing even faster than Relda. Take a big bite out of a pistachio cream-looking pie without realizing it's actually wasabi.
Then sulk so much that make Relda consider inventing a new word for something between "sulking" and "tantrum".
Izzy, put your weakness-sniffing hand to good use. Successfully identify everything in record time. Do not finish first, though, due to the judges' practice of docking points.
The Rotund Vixen, get into it with gusto, the likes Relda hasn't seen since sharing a meal with the former marshal Roland. Not only identify everything correctly, but also finish by licking up every plate in front of you. Except for the trap pies, of course.
Edit: Finish with a belch of such depth and magnitude to instill the fear of Fuma into all her competitors.
Contestants, overhear that the final contest will be a theater performance in front of SALV Kraekenhoepfer herself.
A scroll bootlegger, peddle bootleg scrolls of Jane, the Lowfolk femme featuring SALV Kraekenhoepfer and the Young Monocled Patriot. Relda, buy some just to see what the fuss is about. Be inspired by what you find.
Jimmy the bard, have such poor eyesight that you mistake scuti Preston's head and arms for a novelty clasp and try wearing him as a belt.