The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

(Multi-Disciplinary Pie Contest) Be composed of, at the same time, pie throwing, pie dodging, and pie-eating.
(MDPC) Be scored using a totally arcane system that only a Vulpitanian of dubious sanity can easily understand.
(Miss Chubb) Finish third in the contest, owing to amazing pie-dodging talents.
(HSH Princess Relda) Finish second in the contest, being a superb pie-dodger and thrower. Eating, not so much.
(Izzy) Finish first in the contest, but be disqualified because of some arcane rule that only a Vulpitanian of dubious sanity can easily understand.
(Izzy) Throw a complete, ankle-drumming, fist-pounding fit of temper.
(MDPC) Pick a winner of the contest via an arcane rule that only...ah, you know...
(Dinner with Val K.) Be set up.
(Val K.) Be looking forward to this dinner with great anticipation, for some reason.
(Avogadro) Watch the MDPC, totally dazed by the display of Elf-ly acrobatics.
(Ignorant and Uncouth Peasant) Come to the realization that you only rented that beer.
(Ignorant and Uncouth Peasant) Just in time - lucky you! -- you find a jar.
(Long Camera Shot) Pull back, as a long, drawn out scream can be heard from the forest.