Sozzletown: the thread where you use substances

I had a cup of tea not too long ago, with some cream that I made from milk, sugar, and resin that I had reclaimed from my vaporizer; it was much more potent than I thought it would be. Since it would be a good writing exercise, I am going to tell you a joke I have with myself about how I'm kind of a narcissist, as I'm sure most people can relate to. I'm pretty sure I've had this dumb joke in my head since I was like six.

Sometimes, my mind goes off on a little daydream of grandeur, that if I just work hard and be a cool person (as I try to be), then I will just spontaneously be liked by everyone and be famous and have little book clubs that sit together and read through all 31 of my graphic novels. I'll have so many twitter followers, I tell myself, that I won't even need to pay for advertisements. I will become a cultural icon not unlike Tarantino and the guy who wrote 2001.

It's at this point that I realize things are approaching absurd proportions. I may as well follow it to its logical conclusion.

I will become the President, and I'll be so great with all my policies that they never want me to leave office. So I just take over the UN instead and become the literal king of the world, and the face of the human race as we know it until we get assimilated into their purple duck cloud. And then I will be that duck. If there is a God, then certainly he is extradimensional, and of course, I may very well be the Mormon spirit child, or to be more specific, the spirit child to end all spirit childs, and I become the God of the Gods of the Gods in all 7467891 dimensions, and I'll become the God of that God too, why not. Real spoilers:

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Spoiler2001: A Space Odyssey is a VERY good book and movie.

Well, it can't just end there. There must be something higher than the endless chain of Gods that surely exists, provided Gods. And of course, the answer to that question, is Masahiro Sakurai. It order to become master of the universe, I must become Sakurai. Only then will my thirst for fame be sated.

Should I repost this to The Intellectual Thread?