RE: Rule of Cool
03-10-2018, 01:46 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-10-2018, 01:51 AM by BreadProduct.)
(03-09-2018, 01:43 AM)Fellow Wrote: »What kind of lame-o would stop kids from going on cool adventures? Let the princess have a shot at dragonslaying.
She's 10.
(03-09-2018, 01:02 PM)FlanDab Wrote: »Cool beans, but wouldn't it be cooler if we slay the dragon like a cool battle couple?
She's 10.
(03-09-2018, 04:22 PM)caliginovsCvre Wrote: »Maybe the princess can be the first addition to your awesome dragonslaying team?
She is ten years old.
(03-09-2018, 06:04 PM)Myeth Wrote: »>HELL YEAH WARRIOR PRINCESS, THATS FUCKING RADICAL
Age ten.
(03-09-2018, 11:58 PM)Superficial Wrote: »Hey you know what's cooler than letting a 10 year-old slay a dragon? Parental supervision.
(03-09-2018, 04:32 PM)ICan'tGiveCredit Wrote: »ask for her Cool Practicing license
Whatever you do, do not invite her to slay dragons with you. Not only is that irresponsible. You risk becoming public enemy number one for kidnapping a princess. Taking her to the most dangerous place in the country.
As you fight a losing battle in your heart, you already approached the princess. The butler looks at you like the hope in Pandora's Box. You look inside the carriage. Inside, a large baseball bat two times larger than the princess. “That's a big bat, what are you going to do with it?”
“I'm going to pound a dragon into paste before that dumb cool guy hogs all my glory!”
You cock an eyebrow. “Who says that dumb cool guy plans on hogging all the glory?”
What are you saying?! The butler gestures behind the princess's back, realizing that you are not hope. That there is no hope in Pandora's Box.
“Who are you?”
“Are you cool enough to know that?”
She stomps her foot, “Cooler than you!”
“Why don't you come with me to Death Skull Mountain, so you can show me how cool you are.”
“Fine! I was going there anyways, be ready to eat your words!”
Ah, you're kidnapping the princess. The butler stares at you with empty eyes as you follow the princess into the carriage. One of the guards following you, acts as coachman, while the other two sit on top.
“The princess is at it again.”
“It's almost every day now, so hot-blooded.”
The guards sigh in unison.
Inside the carriage, Fitz Soothman looks outside at the peaceful country. The princess whose name you don't know, sits on the opposite side polishing her over-sized bat.
The impossible became even more impossible. Not only are you on a death march to Death Skull Mountain to feed a dragon. You are taking the King's beloved daughter with you. He will be furious, even if you succeed, you already lost. All hope now rests on the three guards.
Inside of town the road leads to a busy market place. “Stop the carriage! I need to get something!” Says the princess, while jumping out of the moving carriage and running into the market.