Post making contest 6.0

Put down your remote control, throw out your TV guide
Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outside
Don't you know, that we control the horizontal
We control the vertical, too
We gonna make a couch potato out of you
That's what we gonna do now

Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers, stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF

Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job
Just crank up the volume, and yank off the knob
We got it all
(We got it all)
We got it all on UHF