The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5

PieFightValKon, host a number of contests, other than just a costume one, such as pie baking, pie eating, pie throwing, pie dodging, team dodgepie and poetry.
Contest judges, have names like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roDlHXTqZHs (skip to 22.00).

Fifi, enter every contest you can think of. Manage to just barely win one due to sheer luck.
Relda, be entered against your will in every contest by Fifi. Win at least one easily.
Both, be disappointed at the low variety of pies available.

Izzy (I hope I remembered his name correctly), prove that gender is not a requirement for entering PieFightValKon.

Young Monocled Patriot, explain about PieFightValKon, it's meaning and origin.

Edit:
Fifi, inadvertently reveal your own secret mission to Relda. Be something that Relda would most certainly not approve.

Saboteur, lurk.

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Spoiler I won't make a Patreon account until I'm actually ready to start patronizing, so if the Ballad moves, I won't make any suggestions until then, but I'll still read it. I have no idea how it would affect it's popularity, though.