Rule of Cool

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Do a small act of pen acrobatics and hope it improves your cool penmanship.

Say what can be cooler than having your own crew of admirers/bodyguards? Recruit those guards dawg.

Found a mercenary body composed of the coolest dragon slayers

Autograph the guard. That's the cool thing to do, right?

Hmm. Ask the guard to show you his coolest moves and then sign those. Cool people spread the cool around.

You spin a pen in your hands, impressing the guards. “Cool autographs are for cool people, are you cool?”

The guard stands tall, “Yeah, I'm cool.”

The perfect plan, maybe you can learn something useful from this guard. “Show me your moves.”

The guard immediately break dance, two others give a sick beat, all while in heavy full plate armor. You nod with approval, however inside you are twisting up. You meant combat moves not dance moves! How are you supposed to slay a dragon while break dancing?! They do look strong though.

“A'ight.” You stop spinning the pen, signing the guard's chest plates with style. “Who wants to watch me slay a dragon?”

“Oh absolutely!” All three guards say in unison.

You meant to say who wants to help me slay a dragon…

You reach outside, in the castle courtyard. A butler stands before a carriage trying to stop the princess from doing something rash. “Princess, we have the coolest man in all the kingdom to handle it.”

“I am more than enough to kill a dragon! I'll do it myself, so get out of my way!” Says the 4-foot-tall, 10-year-old princess.