RE: Rule of Cool
03-08-2018, 07:47 AM
(03-08-2018, 07:08 AM)FlanDab Wrote: »How do you have no skills? Do you know how un-cool it is for someone as cool as you to have no skills? Commence cool skill-get montage.
(03-08-2018, 07:44 AM)caliginovsCvre Wrote: »Breadproduct! There's a familiar name from the forums, guess all the cool people are here now. Speaking of cool...
-->Play it cool and tell the king you can slay the dragon, then proceed to panic in private.
Of course! You got a brilliant idea, if you can only do cool things then you need cool skills! You surprise yourself with your genius mind. Standing up you strike a 'is that all?' pose.
“My King, all you need, is for me, to scale Death Skull Mountain and slay a dragon?”
The King nods. “That's right.”
You immediately turn around while snapping your fingers. “I'll be back next Tuesday.”
Oh crap! Why did you set a deadline?! That's five days! No one can do a cool skill-get montage in 5 days, damn this cool curse! Walking away shoulders back, oozing confidence. Only you know that your heart aches. Internally you scream as your body walks towards certain doom.
As you leave the guards look at you with profound awe. The swanky act of Fitz Soothman is all a lie, don't fall for it!
“Can I have your autograph Mr.Soothman?” Says one of the guards.