[M]om - Last Hurrah [TEXT][Cancelled]

>Ewedice is going to be the mascot of the village!
>Mr Bonemeal... Is a wild guess... Maybe clown?
>Hire Metarpaxi and p2998, if we can, G789 too!
>Make a movie night to make the children happy! One child movie and one horror movie for bonemeal.

-Movie night with a split child's movie/horror movie. Hopefully that'll be enough fear for Mr. Bonemeal that he doesn't need to do something rash?
>Politely ask to confiscate Mr. Bonemeal's knife. That belongs in the kitchen, silly.
>Put Ewedice in charge of waking up the babies and putting them to sleep, then take care of nanny duty during the day (also get the robots acquainted! What does Freya think of the sheep?)
>If Mr. Bonemeal is so good at photoshop, maybe he can make posters to liven up the village?
>Hire G789!

> Seconding the above, but also hire W-792 maybe!

You go over your hires and decide to take pity on the metaparxi, and hire both g789 and w792. You get almost instant replies as the P class says they'll be able to fully move by thursday morning. G789 and the metaparxi should arrive on Friday or Saturday. W792 will only be able to arrive by Monday at best.
You now have 0 allotments.
The village now has 0p to it's name and you have only 5950p left.

You schedule a mixed movie showing for playpen time tomorrow.

You change the jobs of your new staff. Ewedice baa's happily and trots away for a bit while Mr Bonemeal tries to slink away before you stop him.
"Yes, Ms 9113?" It says in a wheezing intonation like it's about to drop dead.
You wish he could see your big ol' smile right now as you tell him, "You've been carrying around a knife from the kitchen. It needs to be put back XuX"
"Oh my pleasure to return it." He says and lunges as if it's about to use the knife on you, but you feel the handle rest on your hand as it smiles very wide.
He's gone too far before you can ask him to create art for the village, but you know he must be too lacking in owning a computer or software to do so.

As you turn in for the night you find Freya on her patrols and ask her opinion of Ewedice.
She cocks her head, "She is less of a threat than the other who arrived, and as such I believe she will make a fine asset"
Ewedice only baa's, and it's clear she's trying to get accustomed to the village.

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In the early morning the perimeter alarms are going off. Whatever it is, something big is approaching the boundary of the village's shield. By the time you can make it from bed (still in your PJ's) to your door you can hear Freya's claws scraping against the tile to your door.

"Good you've already awoken. I feared I'd have to break your door down." She says, and motions for you to follow closely.
The scans show that the source of the alarms is a megafauna covered in aggressive parasites headed towards the village.

The Terrorsaur
13/1/1/5/8/3
Senspray Swarm
1/1/8/5/2/11

While you can only just barely remember the names [Intelligence Check failed.], Freya is able to pull up the cosmosdex for you to let you know the basics about this threat.

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-The scareraptor is a bipedal reptilian that operates as an ambush predator working in trios or more to flank and send targets into panic. They're one of the species more susceptible to evolving.
-Terrorsaurs are an evolved form that experiences extreme emotional instability and will brutally slay even it's mate if it thinks it's ever expanding territory is threatened. The rampages often make them less suitable for being kept as a capture creature, and set free or used as breeding stock.
-Sensprays are a lamprey that drain emotions from a target. A single one will drive a child in the woods eventually to a depressing end if they don't kill it first, a handful will spell death for most adults. When in a swarm they'll fixate on devouring small hosts and orbiting a titanic host, though they can't harm robots.
-All are capture creatures.

While the terrorsaur and it's swarm have only just reached the shield, and it handles the first ramming perfectly fine..
You know that it won't hold forever.

You gather the employees and try to form a plan...

• Ewedice found an unfilled capture cage last night while she was digging about the village.
  
• Mr Bonemeal no longer has the knife he had borrowed.
  
• Freya only has rodent corpses.
  
• You have an unfilled capture cage that would otherwise be used for Archie.

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