Post making contest 6.0

Post making contest 6.0
RE: Post making contest 6.0
(02-16-2018, 03:26 AM)kilozombie Wrote: »A cur sed
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(02-16-2018, 03:59 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »dang i really thought this thread was dead this time
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(02-16-2018, 05:25 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Did you try putting a curse on it to kill it, Ix?
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(02-16-2018, 05:27 AM)a52 Wrote: »
(02-16-2018, 03:59 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »dang i really thought this thread was dead this time

sadly its not
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(02-17-2018, 04:39 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »CURE: Introducing the damn-wow it cures this image pictograph
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(02-17-2018, 04:55 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I place a Hex of Bodacious Liquids and a Curse of the Magi on the next poster: their head will grow to a freakishly bloated state unable to wear cool hats. May their urine be purple until their dying days as they wallow in freakish misery at the size of their head.

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(02-17-2018, 05:02 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I place a DAMN CURSE of the HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS OF SORROW on the next poster: may they live beyond the typical lifespan of a human, living through the deaths of every friend, family member, and acquaintance until you die of dehydration.

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I also place a Damn Curse of Blithering Idiocracy on the next poster: may your IQ drop every time you say "literally" or "omg" or "lol" aloud by 1 point! You will die in a stupid way! Ha!

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(02-17-2018, 05:04 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Curse of Damn Storms: Hits next poster. Devestates their vessels and vassals, dealing 100-1200 damage each over 3 days and causing lots of property damage in an area of affect.

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I cast CURSE OF DAMN STORMS!
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(02-17-2018, 04:39 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I place a damn Curse of the Thousand Unspoken Horrors on the next poster: may their eyes rot and fall out as thousands of deviant art demons spring out of their device's screen and do unspeakable things in the fleshy sphere.

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