Tiny Chat People

I think it would be a good time to talk shop about getting weapons for our cats, specifically weapons meant for pure defensive capabilities and I think that right now we have some good ideas floating around involving synergies with our motif, which is good and all, but for a god whose whole shtick currently is being independent from gods and being you're own smaller than average feline friend we have not ventured into the realm of giving our cats their own personal weapons that synergize with their type. Unless of course that we can only synergize with our single motif (hydras) and everything I am about to shout about means absolutely nothing, if that is the case it would be very nice if someone with a higher knowledge could let me know before I make too large a fool of myself.

Currently, we have four TCPs that we need to gear to the teeth in protective gear.
We have Windy, a fenestration-type TCP which is honestly a hard one to do anything with defensively. This is mainly because something that shows signs of fenestration has little holes all over or at least windowed sections strewn about, so shields are kind of off the table, unless we want to give them a Rösle Stainless Steel Medium Grater, 1949 rose gold edition as a shield. Maybe we could do some form of grenade with little tiny holes on it to release a sleepy time gas, otherwise i'm at a loss for ideas.
Our next kitten in need is Fennel, a defenestration-type. Personally I have no idea how to incorporate the act of throwing someone out of a window into anything they can use.
After Fennel is Tubes, an internet-type TCP, thank god. Tubes is an easy one, just make it tech oriented in some way, like a laser shield, or a laser net gun, or a laser taser. Boom, easy.
Lastly we have our sweet, sweet dumpling, a soup-type TCP. Dumpling seems like the perfect fit for a defensive weapon. A simple idea could to maybe heavily imply that the goop that our cat busting hydra inspired proton pack may might as well be a nice tasty soup imbued with comfy sleepy time sedatives to really help our new friends rest their kind heads. Also we could actually make something entirely different.

I personally think all of my ideas are not good, at all, but I do hope that they can inspire at least a minuscule amount of thought in someones big brain and also that if someone does have any idea at all or a good hot take to please send them out into this place of discussion so we can discuss about it and hopefully make it a reality that our very small saviors can use to gain victory.