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Anyway Wax says none of our TCPs are suited for this plan but I think he’s missed something, because we have an internet cat.
While I think Wax is right to tell us not to just try to fortify our base and sit in it (plus that would be boring to read) there are places it will be difficult for our cats to go in person, but if we can get a computer there then we can just try to get all of the TCPs in the game into a joint IRC (internet relay cat) channel that none of the gods can read.
Nobody fights on the internet! This is obviously the perfect tool for world peace.

He could start collaborative text adventure between everyone's TCPs where they make suggestions for characters' actions.
Because nothing inspires co-operation and teamwork quite like reader-influenced adventures/quests.

This is a joke but i am also serious Tubes should totally do that.