You Wake Up In A Bar

Tell Stax you'll get right on making him some lunch if he'll be a darling and get to work cleaning the dirty stuff. Tell him if he does a Good Job, you might even give him a discount. He is sorta an employee kinda-ish.

As for his Ice-cream Sandwhich. Literally just do that. Single scoop of icecream between two slices of plain bread. He wants to order something That's probably complicated and then not even give you a hint as to how to make it? That's fine. You've told him you're flying blind here and so he's just deliberately setting himself up for intentional disappointment so he can feel smug. at least this way, it won't be at all hard to clean up after.

He's even getting exactly what he asked for. It's Icecream. It's a sandwich. Four points? well hotdiggety, what's a slice of bread but a Quadrangular trapezoid? Four corners are what quadrangles are Known for. Deluxe? He's getting TWICE the amount of bread that something actually needs to qualify as a Sandwich. Whaddayacall that kind of extravagance if NOT deluxe?

Not only do i like the wording, this smart. Hopefully stax doesnt get too huffy over it. Secondin'!