Post making contest 6.0

CURE: Introducing the damn-wow it cures this image pictograph

This post passes rule 1

Curse of Rats
Hex of Defeat
Bane of Ice
Curse of the Stranger
Curse of Chaos
The Pygmy Bane
The Sinister Hex
The Blaze Curse
The Storm Jinx
The Flying Curse
Curse of the Grave
Curse of Venom
Curse of Poison
Curse of Smoke
Curse of Blood
The Hydra Curse
The Mind Curse
The Swamp Curse
The Silent Jinx
The Shivering Cure
Hex of the Flame
Curse of Rain
Jinx of Frenzy
Curse of Darkness
Curse of Pain
The Mania Curse
The Crimson Bane
The Agony Cure
The Forge Curse
The Ice Curse

This post passes rules 4 and 5

CURE: Introducing the damn-wow it cures this image pictograph

This post passes rules 1 and 4

Curse of Rats
Hex of Defeat
Bane of Ice
Curse of the Stranger
Curse of Chaos
The Pygmy Bane
The Sinister Hex
The Blaze Curse
The Storm Jinx
The Flying Curse
Curse of the Grave
Curse of Venom
Curse of Poison
Curse of Smoke

This post passes rule 5

CURE: Introducing the damn-wow it cures this image pictograph

This post passes rule 1

Curse of Blood
The Hydra Curse
The Mind Curse
The Swamp Curse
The Silent Jinx
The Shivering Cure
Hex of the Flame
Curse of Rain
Jinx of Frenzy
Curse of Darkness
Curse of Pain
The Mania Curse
The Crimson Bane
The Agony Cure
The Forge Curse
The Ice Curse

This post passes rules 4 and 5

CURE: Introducing the damn-wow it cures this image pictograph

This post passes rules 1 and 4

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This post passes rule 5

posty thing

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A very unique curse of frost and a curse of frogs and I curse you FUCKER #@####!@ #@ # @ # @# @ # 3 # 3 # # 3 @ # 2! # RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: CURSES
CURSES
CURSES
CURSES
CURSES
CURSES

This post passes rules 1 and 5

another unique posty thing after the other post

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This post passes rule 5

Curse of Pests
Curse of Sorrow
Hex of Anguish
Hex of Seclusion
Curse of the Visitor
The Pygmy Hex
The Horror Curse
The Terror Bane
The Crystal Curse
The Misery Curse
Curse of Spasms
Curse of Failure
Bane of the Blaze
Curse of Poison
Curse of Wrath
The Ironbark Curse
The Brass Curse
The Forge Hex
The Rodent Curse
The Phantom Curse
Curse of the Dragon
Vex of the Dragon
Curse of the Flock
Curse of the Ring
Curse of Darkness
The Ethereal Curse
The Immobile Curse
The Lifeless Curse
The Crippling Hex
The Flock Curse

This post passes rule 5

POSTS WHICH FULFILL RULE 4 (LINKS & TRANSCRIPTS):

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- Long list of curses
- Post above it: A fucked-up image of mine that has the word "CURSES" superimposed over it

2805
- CURE: Introducing the damn-wow it cures this image pictograph
- Post above it: The word 'curse' split up by vowels and spaces, and then the word 'damn' split up by vowels and spaces, passed no rules

2879
- Post by Kíeros about how there's a rift between us
- Post above it: A rhyming scheme, a 'fuck', the word curse, and Kíeros' name misspelled (lacking accent)

2887
- Stuff in parenthesis, an apology, a very fucked up image in spoiler that is a degradation of another post?
- Also includes CURE: Introducing the damn-wow it cures this image pictograph and places a curse on a human
- Post above it: Reyweld posting the exact same thing that passed rule 4 for Kíeros

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- A different long list of curses than before
- Post above it: a smaller list of curses

2925
- CURE: Introducing the damn-wow it cures this image pictograph
- Post above it: The same long list of curses from last time

2935
- The same long list of curses from last time
- Post above it: Dragon Fogel talking about sliding puzzles in DMoD, passed no rules

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- Reyweld curses the next poster with a frog curse, reintroduces the fucky image from last pass, says the CURE: thing that keeps winning, tells people to fear, says curse 6 times
- Post above it: Káros

This post passes rules 1 and 5
EDIT: On rereading, this post passes rules 1, 4, and 5

It's like a sliding puzzle, except I have to finish sliding one of the pieces before the others even exist.

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i hope i win rule 4 thank to the post above me!

Sorry to break it to you, but this post passes no rules!

It's an R, not an M.

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it's a good one on the nature of summations

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it must be cursed, yes

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Now I am the one who is cursed.

This post passes rule 5

I can tell from the Feynman diagram

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And then will completely ignore it and BS a post which manages to pass all five rules because honestly that's how it's probably going to end

This post passes no rules, but is still my prediction on how you're going to win this round

I place the Curse of Mazes on every damn f***ing post after this one: may you all get lost in a corn maze and cry out for help, only to wait for hours because people think your cries are part of the atmosphere. And then all of the liquids you drink taste like creamed corn.

This Curse of Mazes functions by utilizing the Cursed Kernel energy latent in the surrounding graveyards, blasting it through my computer and into this thread, where it lingers and mulls, forming a most wicked nasty that is inflicted on designated targets (i.e. those who next post).

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It's about time I reintroduced this from the void of dropbox:



CURE: Introducing the damn-wow it cures this image pictograph

This curse can be lifted, or CURED, by anointing (with oil) a "q" and "f" key on the same keyboard.

This post passes rules 1, 2, and 5