Post making contest 6.0

I place the Curse of Mazes on every damn f***ing post after this one: may you all get lost in a corn maze and cry out for help, only to wait for hours because people think your cries are part of the atmosphere. And then all of the liquids you drink taste like creamed corn.

This Curse of Mazes functions by utilizing the Cursed Kernel energy latent in the surrounding graveyards, blasting it through my computer and into this thread, where it lingers and mulls, forming a most wicked nasty that is inflicted on designated targets (i.e. those who next post).

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SpoilerIt's about time I reintroduced this from the void of dropbox:



CURE: Introducing the damn-wow it cures this image pictograph

This curse can be lifted, or CURED, by anointing (with oil) a "q" and "f" key on the same keyboard.