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Is he hiding himself In the dreams of dying children

No

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

No

Is your ex pink?

No

Do you realize how important that lunchbox was?!

Yes

are you going to make out with your exboyfriend as soon as you see him again

Yes

Are you tangible?

No

That guy hiding behind a rock over there - isn't that him?

Do either of you realize that as a ghost, you are invisible to anyone who isn't an immediate family member?

No and no

Is your boyfriend actually the horse all along.

Is your boyfriend actually inside the horse all along.

Will you find a better boyfriend to make your ex-boyfriend jealous.

No, no, no

Does the horse have CREEPY EYES.

Yes

is the horse in love with your ex-boyfriend

Yes

Your train of thought is interrupted by the rustling of the dreams of dying children. Naturally, these are kept in a bush, which is also behind a rock. Somebody must be hiding there.

And a moment later, that somebody steps out. Ugh, he's pink. He's also clearly unimportant to your plans, so you ignore him.

Wait a second. Your horsedonkey's eyes just went all creepy. Great, that means Samson's sent his mind to inhabit it, no doubt to spy on you. He still hasn't realized that you know about that little trick of his?

Well, as long as he's watching, you decide to make him jealous. You're going to flirt with this stupid terrible pink guy so Samson can feel terrible.

You float over and try to kiss the stupid terrible pink guy, but it turns out you're intangible so he doesn't feel anything. In fact, he doesn't even seem to have noticed you! The nerve!

Unbeknownst to you, Samson hasn't noticed you either. Without your octopus head, you can't be seen by anyone who isn't a member of your immediate family. Not even an ex-boyfriend mentally possessing your horsedonkey.

Oh, hey, your horsedonkey's eyes are back to normal. Although he's got a weird expression on his face, he always does after Samson inhabits him. You've got no idea why, you hope it's not something sappy like being in love with the bastard.

Well, okay, admittedly you'd probably just make out with him on the spot if you actually saw him in person again. Hopefully he was so disturbed by your display of affection towards your terrible pink non-boyfriend that he's gone sulking off in his room.

You get back on your donkey and walk backwards towards wherever the hell you were going, you've already forgotten but hopefully your mount remembers. And... oh dammit, the pink guy's following you. Who is this guy, anyways?