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rift

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Gee, it seems like there's some sort of rift between us. Is there anything I can get you to make up for it? Besides a way to pass rule 4, that is.

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(I did that to see if it has meta info or if it is contained within the contents of the post to activate curse number fucking 4)

(pardon my language)

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CURE: Introducing the damn-wow it cures this image pictograph

I place a curse on the next human to join the forum: may they transform into a robot

This post passes rules 1, 2, 4, and 5! And came close to 3.

OHHHHH!

I curse this post with a most fowl fucking hex, may it burn into the retinas of all that see it and scald the eardrums of any who hear aloud its contents.

As canonized by the following image, the contract is sealed:



I furthermore hex and befowl any further posters before Kieros' next update, may their shitposts burn in hell.

This post passes rules 1, 2, and 5

Gee, it seems like there's some sort of drift between us. Is there anything I can get you to make up for it? Besides a way to pass rule 4, that is.

This post passes no rules