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you're 19. i mean sometimes you even forget yourself, it's the summer after graduation and when people ask you say 18 but you've also been writing down "2015" on all your tests for like... 3 years now. but you were born on the last day of the 20th century, that's important, you think.

you were born right here in jolly old britlund, in a suburb fulla chavs you have you have yet to escape, and you're worried about what brexit means for the study abroad program.

you like to think you're good at playing the drums but actually right now you blow. this computer will pick up on that and force you to input the skill you've been honing since your 11th birthday: sleight-of-hand magic tricks

your weakness is your genetic predisposition to parkinsons. or, more light-heartedly, you love salt so much that that'll probably kill you before that hits!