Post making contest 6.0

OHHHHH!

I curse this post with a most fowl fucking hex, may it burn into the retinas of all that see it and scald the eardrums of any who hear aloud its contents.

As canonized by the following image, the contract is sealed:



I furthermore hex and befowl any further posters before Kieros' next update, may their shitposts burn in hell.