Post making contest 6.0

Curse on the poster of #2870: may all of your shit ignite!

By tracing a pentagram in cranberry juice on my table, the curse will activate and summon a bunch of combustible ghosts to fly over and specifically ignite the target's literal shit.

This should cover rules 1, 2, and 5--making an attempt on 4 as well.

(also pretty sure this isn't rule 2 but I'm not going to scorn god in this post just to be sure)

((also also: sucre cures rusec ruecs scuer))