Post making contest 6.0

Okay. So, things that have passed Rule 2:

-a long list of curses
-me placing a curse on my own post (but that didn't work for other posts)
-dictionary.com's entry on the word "curse"

Apparently one of those definitions describes Rule 2 somehow.

Any ideas?

This post passes rule 5

This crust is curst.

This post passes no rules!

I place a curse on the next poster: may all their bacon burn!

fuck,

Fiddlesticks

God is the worst

I hope it rains on your parade



I preen for Satan

((Rule 1 is clearly do a swear, and Rule 5 might be say "curse"))

This post passes rules 1, 2, and 5!

Oh damn shit f*** **** ********! I didn't expect this!

God why do you hate me? I hate you and thus blaspheme.

Here's another curse: may the next poster who isn't myself find a fly in their next bowl of soup!

This post also passes rules 1, 2, and 5!

A curse is a round orange vegetable that tastes like salad.

This post passes rule 5

This curse will murder your friends.

This post passes rules 2 and 5

The Viviscytch is approaching and will never stop approaching. Soon it will reach you. Soon it will eat you.

This post passes no rules!