Post making contest 6.0

Rule ideas:

1) Turkey <How this is three x's, I don't know>
2) Stuffing
3) Mashed Potatoes
4) Cranberry Sauce
5) Pumpkin Pie <CONFIRMED>

This post passes rules 2 and 3.

WAIT FUCK NO RULE 1 IS BOOZE

This post passes rules 2 and 4.

I'm pretty sure Akumu said in a call that Rule 1 is turkey?

We can pass Rule 2 by saying "more", though, so we only need to worry about what it is if we work out the other rules and it turns out there is no possible post containing the word "more" which passes the other four rules.

Which there might well be, just to make it a puzzle.

This post passes rules 2 and 3.

xxxx pump hacks it xxxx

This post passes rules 1, 2, 4, and 5.