Otherkind Air RTD

Lesser men might think it hopeless. Max is kind of excited, actually. But first thing's first.

Max attempts to patch up what little he can while treading water with his powerful man-legs.

After a little bit of that nonsense, he uses his man-strength Secret deodorant and attempts to spray it underwater to prevent the shark from seeing him precisely through the bubbles, and to confuse the shark's sense of smell. Aerosols probably don't work this way, but the hope is that the shark will miss just enough for Max to punch that shark in the fucking face.

Because his priorities have all just shifted down one space to make room for the possibility of punching a goddamn shark in the face.

Come oonnnn sixes.