You Wake Up In A Bar

shave off the burnt bits, that's just caramelized molasses and should have just sunk the flavor into the mango itself. while you're spinning these plates try literally spinning a plate

patrons:

a telephone booth

medusa's wig

a goddess

a giant set of wind-up chattering teeth

johnny appleseed, but for cups and plates and utensils and such

a land-walking man-sized talking squid with soft fur

Tim Computers, the inventor of computers

a very small planet orbiting a very small star

an animal made entirely of tails

adult-size human infant

a smurf

an automaton of twisted-up plastic pipe with a beer bong mouth

just a human leg leading directly into a human arm, on a rollerskate

smoke

a dead president

and one of these is actually the truck driver who shows up with replenished supplies courtesy of the bar owner