Tiny Chat People

I don't know how we can find that out short of sending our TCPs to meet them.

The remote control spy robot I created for situations where sending our TCPs to gather information might be risky?

Bluh, you're right, this isn't even hard. We're a god!
What we can't do so easily is get THEIR TCPS to be friends with OUR TCPS if we don't send them in person. But I guess we should consider the option of, like, sending remote-controlled full-body robot lookalikes or something.

I cannot think of a reasonable excuse to eat somebody. If you have an alternative narrative I'm willing to hear it.

Off the top of my head? Natural predation. If you don't like that, maybe it was self-defense. Or maybe Wane watned to be eaten for some reason. We don't remotely have the full story. Heck, maybe Rein did it and framed Spit.

But this doesn't even address what Chwoka was saying, which was that Spit isn't going to be directly impacted by this fight one way or another. It doesn't matter if there's an excuse.