Post making contest 6.0

I did it!!!!!!

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dogs?

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dogs.

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xxx more weird dogs.

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a certain number of abnormal dog

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Remember the old saying: A pumpkin in the hand is worth glue in the bush.

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unconventional hound

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christmas is over the dogs have returned

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Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the weird dogs of war.

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No, wait, I think I have that wrong.

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Cry "Pumpkin!" and let slip the weird dogs of xxx.

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i saw a dog slink down an alleyway through an open door and into old warehouse

i could hear the barks of many dogs but when i went to peer through the window the warehouse was empty and deathly silent.

i saw several dogs on my walk home

what are they up to??

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Maybe they're fighting the ancient evil we released and forgot about.

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maybe they are the ancient evil we released and forgot about

think very carefully does anyone remember seeing, actually seeing any real dogs before last week

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or whenever it was that we unleashed an ancient evil, i don't exactly remember

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It was the 21st, when you struck a gong in an attempt to summon everyone to the thread for a meeting.

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dogs are here and they will be our friends forever

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