Otherkind Air RTD

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Otherkind Air RTD
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RE: Otherkind Air RTD
PLANECRASHOMETER:
Die roll: +4
Air {...O............} Ocean

PLANE STATUS: That grinding noise surely can't be right!
PASSENGER STATUS: Alarmed and uncertain.
CREW STATUS: Freaking out a bit.

Robert: The flight attendant grits her teeth at you. "Sir," she says, "I'm very busy right now. There's champagne in the self-serve bar on the upper deck. If you want it that badly, go get it yourself - but if you cause any more trouble, I'll have to report you!" The passengers around him are grumbling. "Don't be a jerk!" shouts one of them. "I'm airsick enough as it is! And what's that sound? Is that coming from the engines?"

Harvard: The button buzzes loudly. A flight attendant is on the way. Unfortunately, this woke up the guy sitting in the aisle seat. He glares at Harvard. "What's your problem, man?"
Harvard, meanwhile, has befriended the lady on the other side by pointing out that "plantain" only has one i in it. "Thanks," she says. "I probably should have known that, but I'm too worried to think right now. I thought I saw something out on the wing a few minutes ago. It's not there now, though." She points out the window, revealing the absence of things on the wing. "I hate flying! I bet we're all going to die!" She drops the crossword and starts hyperventilating.

Max: Max is standing in the economy section, feeling masculine and wondering if he's going to have to do something incredibly brave and manly to save the plane from disaster, when a nearby attendant call button buzzes loudly. Looks like a passenger in row 48 needs something. The plane is tilted forward enough that the footing isn't very good, though.


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Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 01-25-2013, 08:38 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 01-25-2013, 10:38 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 01-26-2013, 06:52 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by btp - 01-26-2013, 07:38 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 01-28-2013, 12:42 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 01-28-2013, 04:06 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by btp - 01-28-2013, 12:25 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by Gnauga - 01-28-2013, 02:29 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-24-2014, 01:16 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 01-29-2013, 03:11 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 01-29-2013, 03:40 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 01-29-2013, 03:48 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 01-29-2013, 04:36 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 01-29-2013, 05:00 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 01-29-2013, 05:08 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by btp - 01-29-2013, 11:58 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 01-29-2013, 06:20 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by btp - 01-29-2013, 10:05 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by Gnauga - 01-29-2013, 11:07 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by btp - 01-30-2013, 12:40 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 01-30-2013, 01:07 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 01-30-2013, 03:09 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by Gnauga - 01-30-2013, 03:36 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 01-30-2013, 05:39 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by btp - 01-31-2013, 02:19 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 01-31-2013, 03:30 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 01-31-2013, 07:31 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by btp - 01-31-2013, 12:38 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by Gnauga - 01-31-2013, 03:54 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 01-31-2013, 06:21 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by btp - 01-31-2013, 08:39 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by Gnauga - 02-01-2013, 04:03 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 02-01-2013, 04:59 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 02-01-2013, 08:36 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by btp - 02-01-2013, 09:15 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by Gnauga - 02-01-2013, 09:32 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 02-02-2013, 01:36 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 02-03-2013, 11:51 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by Gnauga - 02-04-2013, 12:29 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 02-04-2013, 02:02 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by btp - 02-04-2013, 04:47 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 02-04-2013, 06:56 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 02-04-2013, 01:35 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 02-04-2013, 06:07 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by btp - 02-04-2013, 06:38 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 02-05-2013, 01:50 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by Gnauga - 02-05-2013, 06:01 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 02-06-2013, 05:41 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by btp - 02-06-2013, 12:16 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 02-06-2013, 02:27 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by Gnauga - 02-07-2013, 02:24 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 02-07-2013, 03:05 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by btp - 02-07-2013, 05:14 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 02-07-2013, 03:44 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by Gnauga - 02-08-2013, 03:39 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 02-09-2013, 06:14 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by Gnauga - 02-09-2013, 07:53 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 02-10-2013, 09:49 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 02-09-2013, 06:23 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by btp - 02-09-2013, 08:16 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by Gnauga - 02-10-2013, 10:50 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by btp - 02-11-2013, 01:36 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 02-11-2013, 02:06 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 02-11-2013, 05:09 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by Gnauga - 02-11-2013, 06:49 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by btp - 02-11-2013, 12:17 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 02-12-2013, 01:44 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 02-14-2013, 02:36 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by btp - 02-14-2013, 03:24 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by Gnauga - 02-14-2013, 05:28 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 02-14-2013, 06:11 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 02-16-2013, 01:49 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by Gnauga - 02-16-2013, 03:04 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 02-16-2013, 03:19 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by btp - 02-16-2013, 04:50 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 02-19-2013, 03:25 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by Gnauga - 02-20-2013, 03:22 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by btp - 02-23-2013, 12:49 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 02-23-2013, 02:20 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 02-24-2013, 11:14 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 03-10-2013, 09:11 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by btp - 03-10-2013, 03:33 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by Gnauga - 03-11-2013, 11:58 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 04-23-2014, 08:46 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by Gnauga - 04-23-2014, 09:01 PM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 04-27-2014, 07:59 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by AgentBlue - 04-28-2014, 03:47 AM
RE: Otherkind Air RTD - by SeaWyrm - 04-30-2014, 02:38 AM