Shutdown Showdown - END GAME (?????/17 live)

Now I say, I say, I don't want y'allsmt to misunderstand, y'hear? I've got some patents, but that's only because here in the COWBOY ZONE, we've'st gots only the most effective patent medicines. Cure your Brain Fever or your dyptheria with a yellow mush, no sterilization used! Get you a vessel of grain, so you can loaf it when you're horsin' on the move! Also got a contraption called a "bicycle" that hasn't even been invented yet here in the wild west, that puffs out a gas that'll set your syphilitic mind right how, healthy as smokin' a fine old pinch of tobacckey! And the best thing of all, a FIRE. Everyone knows the "fire cure" is the best darn tootin run of the pick of the pack of the bunch when it comes to gettin' rid of sickness.

I also have a fryin' pan if anyone wants it. someone take it. and

I'd like to buy a bicycle, please. How much?